[phone chime]
[A] Hello?
[short pulse]
[B] Heeey,
[B] um, I just saw the video, are you okay?
[A] Yeah, I'm fine, just a couple scrapes and bruises.
[B] Yeah. Kinda messed up that he ...danced right after he pushed you down a hill, that was—
[A] Well, I mean, he was hitting that shit to be fair,
[A] so I guess I'll allow it. [B] He was hitting that shit, yeah, I got you.
[coat hanger jostling]
[B] Uh, did you see that he dropped a new song?
[doorbell]
[A] Wait, really?
[incessant ringing, then sound change from airflow]
[door opening]
[vhs clatter]
[A (reading)] Type Beat TV.
[entering doorway]
[door closing]
[walking]
[sits down]
[sigh]
[vhs player button]
[vhs being inserted]
[vhs pushed in]
[static]
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ I just wrote a catchy chorus ♪
♪ I hope you like it ♪
♪ Cuz it'll ease your mind ♪
♪ And if I write a catchy chorus ♪
♪ And you like it ♪
♪ I get millions on a dime ♪
♪ Do it all for your attention ♪
♪ Cuz if you listen ♪
♪ It pays my bills and lights ♪
♪ I don't know how to say thank you ♪
♪ So I hope this advice will do ♪
♪ Butterflies are always in your stomach ♪
♪ It's probably better for you if you just let them teach you to fly ♪
♪ All I got are these metaphors and poems ♪
♪ I hope it gives you something, I hope it does some good when I cry ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪ ♫ Yeah, ♫
♪ Midnight ♪ ♫ Zay, baby ♫
♪ Stars align ♪ ♫ Look ♫
♪ I think about you all night ♪ ♫ Here we go ♫
♫ I'mma rap about flowers and trees ♫
♫ Cuz they told me that the audience is in they teens ♫
♫ So I'mma send a wholesome message, grab a book, let's read ♫
♫ I ain't a carpenter but I'mma keep it short and sweet ♫
♫ Cuz attention spans messed up ♫
♫ Scrolling all these apps, y'all need to catch up ♫
♫ Worried about illiteracy of Gen Alpha ♫
♫ It's actually cool to get good grades on tests ♫
♫ And if a girl don't like you back say, "That's okay, be blessed" ♫
♫ Cuz that incel thing is wack and corny and boring ♫
♫ Male loneliness is dumb as f*ck ♫ —heck!
♫ You just mad cuz your hormones are doing crazy stuff ♫
♫ So learn to lead with kindness now so when you're older you're not a man-child that's run amok ♫
There's too many of those
♫ And they all ugly like a Cybertruck ♫
♫ Start a savings now ♫
♫ Cuz inflation's up ♫
♫ And you could wait to do drugs ♫
♫ Cuz it's so much better with a frontal lobe developed ♫
♫ Waddup! ♫
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all night ♪
Yo, what's up, loser
I just wanted to say thanks for listening to me
giving me money and
paying attention to me
because, oooh, I love attention
Attention and shopping at Louis Vuitton, bitch!
Hah! Nah, I'm just playing,
but not really,
but for real though
I hope this song brings you some sort of joy,
you deserve it
Just like I deserve this new Gucci bag!
Sing the chorus with me now!
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Butterflies are always in your stomach ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ It's probably better for you if you just let them teach you to fly ♪
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ Stars align ♪
♪ I think about you all ♪
♪ Butterflies are always in your stomach ♪
♪ It's probably better for you if you just let them teach you to fly ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
♪ Moonlight ♪
♪ Long drive ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ You like me, right? ♪
[vhs player click]
♬ Type Beat TV ♬